Bat Shit Crazy isn’t just a myth to us. It’s as real as hearing “Does this outfit make me look fat?” and thinking for a second that honesty might be the right answer.
At Mythical Mint, we collect legends, laughs, and lessons in survival. Some are mythical. Some live in your own house.
Introducing The Bat Shit Crazy Coin
Part gag gift, part survival tool, the Bat Shit Crazy Coin is your daily mood forecast.
Flip it before you open your mouth, make weekend plans, or answer a loaded question.
One side brings calm and peace. The other reminds you to keep quiet and tread carefully if you want to make it to dinner alive.
It’s smooth, funny, and possibly the most honest collectible we’ve ever minted.
How It Works
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Grab your morning coffee.
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Flip the coin.
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Accept your fate.
Some days it’s Zen. Other days, it’s chaos. But at least now you’ll see it coming.
A Gag Gift That Might Actually Save Your Day
And when we say gag, we mean it literally. If you get one, keep your mouth shut when the Bat Shit Crazy one is nearby. This is not a laughing matter. Don’t look her in the eye. Don’t make sudden moves. Act like you just woke a grizzly from a nap and pray the coin was on your side.
Perfect for husbands, boyfriends, and anyone brave enough to test the mood before they speak.